Squirt on your mama!

;Sunday, August 31, 2008

Okay, my MOM has been telling me to cut my hair. BUT WHY! Because of her fucking god damn it reason? "Cut your hair la, no wonder my 4D never tio", I will take it as a joke. Cute right my mom. She has more reason like, "All the aunty and uncle in the kopitiam are talking about it la. I look at it also faustrated". Wah knn, just because of other people opinion, you want your son to cut his hair. Chao cheebye?

Mom:Go cut your hair now.
Me:Huh? Why?
Silence for [Insert timeframe]...
Mom:You never sleep at all right?
Me:Then?
Mom: Go sleep la, go sleep la. [In a you-know-fuck-up tone]
Me: [Of course is sibei dulan]

This one most baik. All because she don't want me to visit my aunt house with this hair. She think I ah hai? Well done mom. I still love you. FUCK ASIAN I SAY, WHY AM I BORN ASIAN! GOD, HOW I WISH THIS IS ENGLAND!

DO their mom even fucking care? NO!

Labels: england, Hair, MOM

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